University is wrapping up for the semester..

I guess since this semester is creeping to an end I need to leave my cave and go out to more places and use their bathrooms.... From what I recall First China Buffet has some interesting words. Anyways, I know if you are reading this, your semester is most likely ending also, but I would still appreciate it if you guys took pictures of shit on the walls and emailed it to me at

sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu


Good luck and godspeed on your finals.

The resemblance is frightening.
King Ramses from the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode King Ramses' Curse. 

I don't know whats more disturbing, the fact that King Ramses swallows or the that s/he is drinking semen from the Thing's cousin, the Phallus. 

USF, Tampa, FL

Located in the males bathroom. Making the above extremely uncomfortable. Good thing this freak left every other race out! I can continue to use the urinal without the fear that I might be orally raped. 

USF, Tampa, FL

 For those who can't read the pencil writing, it says, "I need the names and numbers of good whores! Come on guys, hooker like cock lover" Disregard the last part because it makes no sense, but what do expect from stall writings. Anyway, the part that alarms me is why would my mom be in the boy's bathroom at university answering calls for whores on the stalls, besides the fact that my mom is apparently a hooker. And that isn't even the most alarming part.. I guess this implies that my mom isn't just a hooker, but she wants to have sex with  me? Gross.

USF, Tampa, FL

This one pretty much speaks for itself. I knew that all frat boys were gay. I mean come on, they all hang around shirtless drinking bud light and rubbing each others muscles.. If you can't read the etching to the right, it says, "You write like a girl." This explains a lot. The author of this brilliant comment must be a frat boy, and so is his friend who knows he loves cock..They'll meet one day in a game of roofie roulette.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ImDc8d4vg

USF, Tampa, FL

Aren't they adorable?

This one speaks for itself. Also in a males bathroom. 

Wouldn't you agree? Omarion makes my heart melt.

 USF, Tampa, FL

Above and below the etching there are words that make this stupid, thoughtless scribbling somewhat humorous. If you cannot see, it says, "It's 420 somewhere."

Most likely written by this guy. 

USF, Tampa, FL

How Profound. 

"Toy Story 2 was OK"

Just make sure Woody doesn't see this. 

USF, Tampa, FL

All of the above were taken by myself in various bathrooms at USF in Tampa, FL. Please, take pictures of bathroom writing you see! Especially you women, so we can prove that girls are just as immature and sometimes funny as boys!. 

E-mail all submissions to sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu

OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS

e-mail submissions of "clever" or funny writings you see in bathrooms and everywhere else! Do you ever see something so hilarious that you want to share with everyone else? Take a picture and make sure to include the city and institution in which you treasure was found and e-mail it to:

sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu