Always remember,

Bathroom "art" is the most purest form of art because it is done neither for monetary gain or critical acclaim.

Sorry for this one being vertical, I wanted to make it big but still fit on the page. Anyway, if you are too lazy to tilt your head, the writing says, "Put a tally if you have diarrhea ." There are quite a few tallies. I wonder what these kids are eating *HINT HINT SEE NEXT PICTURE*

The mystery is solved. For those who can't make it out, "Fuck taco hell." I guess someone was deeply offended and had to add his, "I love tacos, faggot." piece.  

What about having a small penis? Or the ability to be easily burned in the sun? Or the inability to jump?

All from USF, Tampa, FL

Homo-erotic tendencies

Before you go off and make assumptions about my sense of humor, I want you to know that I don't find these, "I want to suck dick" writing very funny, or creative for that matter. The point of this post to to show how unoriginal it is to write something of that variation and how much of there is already out there. Anyway, some people aren't creative and their subconscious desire to suck dick over comes them whilst taking a shit. Oh well.  

USF, Tampa, FL

PLEASE EMAIL ME SUBMISSIONS:

 sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu

There is something funny about vandals vandalizing vandalism.

Why is it people's top priority to put graffiti in a bathroom stall? I don't understand it. If it's gang-related, does that mean that the toilet is their territory and you must relinquish the throne upon one of them arriving? Another thing, do people write the graffiti while they are shitting or do they just go in there for the sole purpose to write stupid looking letters? Anyway, here are two pictures of vandals vandalizing vandalism. 

USF, Tampa, FL

University is wrapping up for the semester..

I guess since this semester is creeping to an end I need to leave my cave and go out to more places and use their bathrooms.... From what I recall First China Buffet has some interesting words. Anyways, I know if you are reading this, your semester is most likely ending also, but I would still appreciate it if you guys took pictures of shit on the walls and emailed it to me at

sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu


Good luck and godspeed on your finals.

The resemblance is frightening.
King Ramses from the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode King Ramses' Curse. 

I don't know whats more disturbing, the fact that King Ramses swallows or the that s/he is drinking semen from the Thing's cousin, the Phallus. 

USF, Tampa, FL

Located in the males bathroom. Making the above extremely uncomfortable. Good thing this freak left every other race out! I can continue to use the urinal without the fear that I might be orally raped. 

USF, Tampa, FL

 For those who can't read the pencil writing, it says, "I need the names and numbers of good whores! Come on guys, hooker like cock lover" Disregard the last part because it makes no sense, but what do expect from stall writings. Anyway, the part that alarms me is why would my mom be in the boy's bathroom at university answering calls for whores on the stalls, besides the fact that my mom is apparently a hooker. And that isn't even the most alarming part.. I guess this implies that my mom isn't just a hooker, but she wants to have sex with  me? Gross.

USF, Tampa, FL

This one pretty much speaks for itself. I knew that all frat boys were gay. I mean come on, they all hang around shirtless drinking bud light and rubbing each others muscles.. If you can't read the etching to the right, it says, "You write like a girl." This explains a lot. The author of this brilliant comment must be a frat boy, and so is his friend who knows he loves cock..They'll meet one day in a game of roofie roulette.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ImDc8d4vg

USF, Tampa, FL

Aren't they adorable?

This one speaks for itself. Also in a males bathroom. 

Wouldn't you agree? Omarion makes my heart melt.

 USF, Tampa, FL

Above and below the etching there are words that make this stupid, thoughtless scribbling somewhat humorous. If you cannot see, it says, "It's 420 somewhere."

Most likely written by this guy. 

USF, Tampa, FL

How Profound. 

"Toy Story 2 was OK"

Just make sure Woody doesn't see this. 

USF, Tampa, FL

All of the above were taken by myself in various bathrooms at USF in Tampa, FL. Please, take pictures of bathroom writing you see! Especially you women, so we can prove that girls are just as immature and sometimes funny as boys!. 

E-mail all submissions to sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu

OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS

e-mail submissions of "clever" or funny writings you see in bathrooms and everywhere else! Do you ever see something so hilarious that you want to share with everyone else? Take a picture and make sure to include the city and institution in which you treasure was found and e-mail it to:

sjokeefe@mail.usf.edu